Would you like to channel a 70 year old former Disco queen? If you’re ready, I’ve got an adventure for both of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elder G:<\/strong> This 70-year-old former Disco queen is ready to strut, sashay, and slide into your adventure, platform shoes and all. Just give me the beat \u2014 what wild ride are we heading into today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n WLBOTT:<\/strong> Okay, here’s the backstory. A fellow WLBOTT Elder lives at the top of a hill overlooking Chesapeake Bay. He is building a tram, or funicular, that will go from his house, down to the dock below. He’s wondering how to celebrate the completion of the construction, and I was thinking “Saturday Night Funicular”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Elder G:<\/strong> No WLBOTT<\/strong> event would be complete without the Blessing of the Elders<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Brought to You By theWLBOTT Dept. of Choreography and Merriment WLBOTT:Would you like to channel a 70 year old former Disco queen? If you’re ready, I’ve got an adventure for both of us. Elder G:Oh honey, yes \u2014 dust off the sequins, fluff up the feathered hair, and cue the mirror ball! This 70-year-old former […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,81,149,66,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-fashion","category-fun-and-games","category-maryland","category-meaning-of-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50614"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50678,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50614\/revisions\/50678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Oh honey,<\/em> yes<\/strong> \u2014 dust off the sequins, fluff up the feathered hair, and cue the mirror ball!<\/p>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/JDHCRFOKG6UWEwR3Vy9Z-0-e9fy3.jpg\")
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Oh honey, hold onto your sequined jumpsuit \u2014 here\u2019s the official event invitation<\/strong> draft for Saturday Night Funicular<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nThe Maiden Voyage<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nElder G Greets the Guests<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nElder G Busts a Move!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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