{"id":49806,"date":"2025-05-16T08:55:09","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T13:55:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=49806"},"modified":"2025-05-16T08:58:42","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T13:58:42","slug":"gravelax-a-misunderstanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=49806","title":{"rendered":"Gravelax: A Misunderstanding"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

WLBOTT CFO Elder JimZim<\/strong> and I discussed Gravelax last week. Gravelax is a DIY Nordic cured salmon recipe. The WLBOTT<\/strong> Test Kitchen and Tractor Lube Station (The Ladle & Lube<\/em>) began making it several days ago (more below).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfortunately, I was under the mistaken impression that Elder JimZim was pitching an idea for a new WLBOTT<\/strong> product: Gravelax<\/strong>, an asphalt and gravel-based laxative.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’ve had the WLBOTT <\/strong>marketing team working of various ad campaigns. Since we’ve already invested all this time and money, we will continue throwing good money after bad. This is the WLBOTT Way<\/u><\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Nobel Prize?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

I think we’re really onto something here. I’m talking Nobel Prize<\/em> level stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Our Target Demographic<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We need your help. As part of the advertising campaign, we want to highlight some very inconvenient places where Gravelax would save the day. Current opportunities for product placement:<\/p>\n\n\n\n