{"id":4954,"date":"2023-09-22T06:12:01","date_gmt":"2023-09-22T11:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=4954"},"modified":"2026-01-02T01:58:51","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T07:58:51","slug":"final-beta-testing-of-the-wlbott-time-machine-an-invitation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=4954","title":{"rendered":"Final Beta Testing of the WLBOTT Time Machine &#8211; An Invitation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ladies and gents,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are in the final phases of beta-testing the WLBOTT time machine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although we are in the zetta-joule range, we have enough power to send back in time:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">mp3 player<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">lots of batteries<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">headphones (almost forgot the headphones &#8211; <em>whoops!<\/em>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">instruction manual (in the appropriate language \/ en el idioma apropiado \/ \u0a22\u0a41\u0a15\u0a35\u0a40\u0a02 \u0a2d\u0a3e\u0a38\u0a3c\u0a3e \u0a35\u0a3f\u0a71\u0a1a \/ \uc801\uc808\ud55c \uc5b8\uc5b4\ub85c \/ \u00e1 vi\u00f0eigandi tungum\u00e1li \/ \u03c3\u03c4\u03b7\u03bd \u03ba\u03b1\u03c4\u03ac\u03bb\u03bb\u03b7\u03bb\u03b7 \u03b3\u03bb\u03ce\u03c3\u03c3\u03b1)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, the question is: what historical figures do we reach out to, and what will be on the playlist?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, send me your suggestions. Reach out to your family and friends (<em>soon to be former friends due to the corrosive nature of <strong>WLBOTT<\/strong><\/em>). Any historical figure, any genre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Serious and non-serious inquiries&nbsp;<strong><em>only<\/em><\/strong>:&nbsp;<a href=\"mailto:seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com\">seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your humble servant,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; UC#4<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"632\" height=\"159\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/irl_13_169.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4955\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/irl_13_169.png 632w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/irl_13_169-300x75.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gents, We are in the final phases of beta-testing the WLBOTT time machine. Although we are in the zetta-joule range, we have enough power to send back in time: So, the question is: what historical figures do we reach out to, and what will be on the playlist? So, send me your suggestions. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31,41,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-technoblott","category-wlbott-corporate"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4954"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63148,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4954\/revisions\/63148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}