{"id":49047,"date":"2025-05-03T11:43:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-03T16:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=49047"},"modified":"2025-05-03T11:43:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-03T16:43:30","slug":"wlbott-merch-pre-stained-for-your-convenience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=49047","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT Merch: Pre-Stained for your Convenience"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

As we launch our “Mornings With Elder G”<\/em> series, we decided to look into some merchandise opportunities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mornings with Elder G<\/em> is part of the mandatory moral enforcement at WLBOTT<\/strong>. This poster now appears in all WLBOTT <\/strong>break rooms.
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Our WLBOTT <\/strong>fan base is made up of some very busy people. They don’t have time to stain or chip their coffee mugs. As a service to our customers, we will pre-stain and pre-chip all Mornings With Elder G<\/em> coffee mugs.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

We Receive our First Gross<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Senior WLBOTT <\/strong>management was on hand to welcome the first shipment of coffee mugs. However, dampening the excitement, they noticed that someone had taken a bite from each donut.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Similar to the strawberry ice cream pilfering in The Caine Mutiny<\/em>, we were going to find the nefarious donut biter. We called in the forensic unit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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DNA swabs were taken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The culprit was identified, arrested by ICE (who beat the crap out of him), afforded due process, tried by a jury of his peers, found innocent<\/em><\/strong>, and sent to a prison in El Salvador.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Anyhow….<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Here are some photos from our employee launch….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As we launch our “Mornings With Elder G” series, we decided to look into some merchandise opportunities. Mornings with Elder G is part of the mandatory moral enforcement at WLBOTT. This poster now appears in all WLBOTT break rooms. Our WLBOTT fan base is made up of some very busy people. They don’t have time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[157,121,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elder-g","category-shareholder-value","category-wlbott-corporate"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49047"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49098,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49047\/revisions\/49098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}