{"id":48703,"date":"2025-04-27T08:04:56","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T13:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=48703"},"modified":"2025-04-27T08:47:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T13:47:56","slug":"red-viburnum-at-wlbott-hq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=48703","title":{"rendered":"Red Viburnum at WLBOTT HQ"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Oh, Grow Up!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Since we leave no turn unstoned, we look at the dark side of the Red Viburnum<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Toxicity and uses<\/strong>
The fruit is edible in small quantities, with a very bitter taste; it can be used to make jelly. It is however mildly toxic, and may cause vomiting or diarrhea if eaten in large amounts. The ripe fruit is often ignored by birds and avoided by humans due to a foul smell emitted when crushed, described by some as “musty socks” or “urine and vomit”.<\/p>\nWikipedia<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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The WLBOTT Dept. of Odorology<\/strong> has been informed and will investigate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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These brave WLBOTT Priestesses<\/strong> have been patiently waiting for reassignment for several years now….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Please Stop. Just Stop. Seek Professional Help.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Just a few more, then I’ll stop. I promise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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