{"id":47258,"date":"2025-04-04T17:16:46","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T22:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=47258"},"modified":"2025-05-17T15:32:52","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T20:32:52","slug":"seeking-professional-help-part-iii-dentistry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=47258","title":{"rendered":"Seeking Professional Help, Part III: Dentistry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

We resume our series discussing our crappy WLBOTT \u201cBronze\u201d medical insurance. To save costs, medical professional we visit must be dual-certified.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This may push the boundaries of good taste, but what the heck, we’re WLBOTT. How about a dentist that is also a septic tank repairman?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong>
It\u2019s foul<\/em>, it\u2019s functional<\/em>, it\u2019s frighteningly efficient<\/em>. And honestly, it\u2019s got tagline potential:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cFrom molars to manholes\u2014we\u2019ve got you covered.\u201d<\/strong>
\u2014 Dr. Bob \u2018The Extractor\u2019 Pumphandle, DDS & Certified Septic Technician<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

In the MediMystic EssentialCare PlusTwine\u2122<\/strong> network, Dr. Pumphandle runs a combo van that doubles as a dental office and septic service vehicle. He\u2019s got:<\/p>\n\n\n\n