{"id":47203,"date":"2025-04-03T11:05:17","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T16:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=47203"},"modified":"2025-04-03T11:11:27","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T16:11:27","slug":"seeking-professional-help-part-i-chiropractic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=47203","title":{"rendered":"Seeking Professional Help, Part I: Chiropractic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

So…. a fellow elder suggested that I seek professional help<\/em><\/strong>. It was said in a kind, loving, bellow; a sort of barking bay. The best of intentions, etc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We must assume he\/she meant some sort of medical intervention. Unfortunately, due to our crappy WLBOTT “Bronze” medical insurance, any medical professional we visit must be dual-certified.
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Chiropractor \/ Ventriloquist<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The HMO Generic<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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A Spiritual and Spinal Alignment<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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A Little Too Intense<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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To Be Avoided<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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