Elder JA<\/strong> pointed out that Canadian <\/em>mayo is made with Canadian <\/em>eggs and Canadian <\/em>canola oil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Elder JJZ<\/strong> countered that he invented the mayo-pickle-white bread sandwich at the age of 4 (admittedly Elder JJZ is a culinary savant<\/em>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Elder JJZ<\/strong> then expressed a wanton derangement over Miracle Whip, which prompted Elder M<\/strong> to share fond childhood memories of West Texas, Miracle Whip, and fried baloney sandwiches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finally, WLBOTT came together as a team and proceeded with tableside service at our fine dining venue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Let Us Enumerate, with the Help of Elder G<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Internet was ablaze yesterday evening as the WLBOTT Elders engaged in a heated discussion over mayonnaise. The kerfuffle began when Elder JJZ unilaterally declared the Mayonnaise of Choice. Elder JA pointed out that Canadian mayo is made with Canadian eggs and Canadian canola oil. Elder JJZ countered that he invented the mayo-pickle-white bread sandwich […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-curated-absurdity","category-food"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46308"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46347,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308\/revisions\/46347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n\n\n\nElder JJZ Declares of the Mayonnaise of Choice<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nElder JA: Canadian Mayo Pride<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nElder JJZ: Culinary Savant and Childhood Prodigy<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nElder M: Fond Memories of Miracle Whip and Fried Baloney<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nBeta-Testing the Sandwich at Nearby Locations<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nTableside Service \/ Fine Dining: Haute Cuisine & Low Standards<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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