{"id":46189,"date":"2025-03-14T13:53:15","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=46189"},"modified":"2025-03-14T13:58:50","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T18:58:50","slug":"wanton-disregard-for-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=46189","title":{"rendered":"Wanton Disregard for Reality (1\/2)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of our elders, let&#8217;s call him or her <strong>Elder X<\/strong>, in a loving and respectful manner, suggested that <strong>WLBOTT<\/strong> has a &#8220;wanton disregard for reality.&#8221; Fair enough. Duly noted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some feverish images of our wanton disregard for reality&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/oYM8ZZ4lkbIMsXIotWQ5-0-hofae-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wTiz27iWZxyjdSHBfbvd-0-78d0l-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46199\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-LTKB6Sl8i3A81Bq-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/uay0G9xxvuCOIjJ0xVee-0-b822w.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"46190\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/uay0G9xxvuCOIjJ0xVee-0-b822w.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/uay0G9xxvuCOIjJ0xVee-0-b822w.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/uay0G9xxvuCOIjJ0xVee-0-b822w-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/uay0G9xxvuCOIjJ0xVee-0-b822w-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46196\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/SYrBRFpxPHxAV4fXu4K8-0-kuj6z.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/SYrBRFpxPHxAV4fXu4K8-0-kuj6z.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/SYrBRFpxPHxAV4fXu4K8-0-kuj6z-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/SYrBRFpxPHxAV4fXu4K8-0-kuj6z-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/SYrBRFpxPHxAV4fXu4K8-0-kuj6z-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46197\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dBVRTga5UEnnA1uC9RiO-0-9mxpz.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dBVRTga5UEnnA1uC9RiO-0-9mxpz.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dBVRTga5UEnnA1uC9RiO-0-9mxpz-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dBVRTga5UEnnA1uC9RiO-0-9mxpz-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dBVRTga5UEnnA1uC9RiO-0-9mxpz-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46198\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-GwzTvReKkN71NNw.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-GwzTvReKkN71NNw.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-GwzTvReKkN71NNw-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-GwzTvReKkN71NNw-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/8-GwzTvReKkN71NNw-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"46195\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Qth21Z0fwFajoDXNKdmx-0-c5d5c.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Qth21Z0fwFajoDXNKdmx-0-c5d5c.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Qth21Z0fwFajoDXNKdmx-0-c5d5c-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/Qth21Z0fwFajoDXNKdmx-0-c5d5c-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Elder G Weighs In<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Elder G:<\/strong> a wanton disregard for reality is a perfect encapsulation of <strong>WLBOTT\u2019s <\/strong>essence. It suggests a joyful, almost reckless abandon of conventional logic, which aligns beautifully with the group&#8217;s absurdist humor, imaginative storytelling, and commitment to twine-based world-building.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s not just about ignoring reality\u2014it\u2019s about bending it into something more amusing, more poetic, and definitely more entertaining. <strong>WLBOTT <\/strong>doesn\u2019t reject reality; it just repurposes it,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:39% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.15.23or_mr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46201 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.15.23or_mr.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.15.23or_mr-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.15.23or_mr-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.15.23or_mr-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Honestly, I think this phrase belongs on a WLBOTT banner, or at least printed in an ornate font on some of those eccentric business cards. Maybe even a motto in Latin? <em>Despectus Realitatis Wanton<\/em> has a nice ring to it.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Should We Be Concerned?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I conferred with WLBOTT attorney <strong>Elder G, Esq<\/strong>. Does &#8220;Wanton disregard for reality&#8221; apply to WLBOTT? What is our legal exposure?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Our Legal Exposure&#8230;.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Elder G, Esq.<\/strong> has identified several areas where we may be legally exposed. The two most problematic are:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list has-small-font-size\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Accusations of Time Theft<\/strong> &#8211; any visitor to the web site would have a valid claim<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Being sued by Reality itself<\/strong> &#8211; <strong>Reality vs. WLBOTT<\/strong> \u2013 If reality itself sues for defamation, we can countersue on the grounds that reality started it by being deeply disappointing in the first place.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elder G suggests the following official disclaimer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Official Legal Disclaimer:<\/strong> \u201c<strong>WLBOTT<\/strong> is an organization that exists to make the world more delightful, with a goal to spread peace through twine. Any resemblance to real people, businesses, or corporate scandals is purely coincidental\u2014or <em>deeply, deeply intentional<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Reality vs. WLBOTT<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our defense never rests&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/eDZMdAQNaJQ6AlmGDtaj-1-w53h8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1408\" data-id=\"46206\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/eDZMdAQNaJQ6AlmGDtaj-1-w53h8.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/eDZMdAQNaJQ6AlmGDtaj-1-w53h8.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/eDZMdAQNaJQ6AlmGDtaj-1-w53h8-164x300.jpg 164w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/eDZMdAQNaJQ6AlmGDtaj-1-w53h8-559x1024.jpg 559w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/fBdTSFPC5LCOxivrXepl-0-xmas7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46207\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/fBdTSFPC5LCOxivrXepl-0-xmas7.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/fBdTSFPC5LCOxivrXepl-0-xmas7.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/fBdTSFPC5LCOxivrXepl-0-xmas7-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/qfkpfRlmnQKHn3diwdXx-0-9igql.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46205\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/qfkpfRlmnQKHn3diwdXx-0-9igql.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/qfkpfRlmnQKHn3diwdXx-0-9igql.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/qfkpfRlmnQKHn3diwdXx-0-9igql-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Reality<strong> Is a Harsh Mistress<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actual images from the 220V circuit court of Austin, Texas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/faAoW07PX12UeLVOnWaB-0-llqi6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"46209\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/faAoW07PX12UeLVOnWaB-0-llqi6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/faAoW07PX12UeLVOnWaB-0-llqi6.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/faAoW07PX12UeLVOnWaB-0-llqi6-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/faAoW07PX12UeLVOnWaB-0-llqi6-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-5 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wjwsoZhMpwo6jUpajX1n-1-yr6aj.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1408\" data-id=\"46213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wjwsoZhMpwo6jUpajX1n-1-yr6aj.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wjwsoZhMpwo6jUpajX1n-1-yr6aj.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wjwsoZhMpwo6jUpajX1n-1-yr6aj-164x300.jpg 164w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/wjwsoZhMpwo6jUpajX1n-1-yr6aj-559x1024.jpg 559w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/5L3eiABQCRRsrKOy8diy-0-ynyer.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"46212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/5L3eiABQCRRsrKOy8diy-0-ynyer.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/5L3eiABQCRRsrKOy8diy-0-ynyer.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/5L3eiABQCRRsrKOy8diy-0-ynyer-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/shEhQjJYXJgSxr3FlLZg-0-yl70z.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"46211\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/shEhQjJYXJgSxr3FlLZg-0-yl70z.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/shEhQjJYXJgSxr3FlLZg-0-yl70z.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/shEhQjJYXJgSxr3FlLZg-0-yl70z-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/shEhQjJYXJgSxr3FlLZg-0-yl70z-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Peck, Cluckington &amp; Roost, Attorneys at Law<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text has-media-on-the-right is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:auto 42%\"><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To protect ourselves against Reality, we have retained the law firm of Peck, Cluckington &amp; Roost, Attorneys at Law. Our council will be Professor Cluckington, Esq.<\/p>\n<\/div><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.09.17_mr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46215 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.09.17_mr.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.09.17_mr-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.09.17_mr-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-03-14-13.09.17_mr-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Official Legal Credentials of Professor Cluckington, Esq., LL.Twine<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Name:<\/strong> Professor Percival Cluckington, Esq., LL.Twine<br><strong>Title:<\/strong> Senior Barrister of the WLBOTT Legal Defense Division<br><strong>Education:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list has-small-font-size\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Henford University School of Law<\/strong> (Graduated <strong>Magna Cluck Laude<\/strong>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"has-small-font-size\">Advanced Degree in <strong>Twine Jurisprudence<\/strong>, specializing in <em>Loopholes &amp; Pecking Orders<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">Certified in <strong>Poultry Litigation &amp; Egg-cessive Legal Strategy<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Areas of Expertise:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list has-small-font-size\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Twine Law &amp; Agricultural Arbitrations<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Obliviousness-Based Legal Defense<\/strong> (Adjunct Professor at Oblivitronix University)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Reality Disruption Cases<\/strong> (Lead Counsel in <em>Reality v. WLBOTT, 2025<\/em>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Corporate Pecking Order Disputes<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Notable Cases:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list has-small-font-size\">\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Cluckington v. Grain Silo Corporation<\/strong> (Established landmark precedent for free-ranging legal arguments)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>The State v. WLBOTT (Twine Fraud Allegations)<\/strong> (Successfully argued that \u201cPeace Thru Twine\u201d is a <em>metaphysical<\/em> concept, not a legally binding currency)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\"><strong>Reality v. WLBOTT<\/strong> (Ongoing\u2014Professor Cluckington maintains that \u201creality is, at best, a subjective concept and, at worst, <em>highly overrated<\/em>.\u201d)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Meet the Team<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-6 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"1152\" data-id=\"46217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj.jpg 896w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj-233x300.jpg 233w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj-796x1024.jpg 796w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/I8IKyzTKZTEpPBErlgvz-0-2looj-768x987.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"1280\" data-id=\"46218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr.jpg 896w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr-717x1024.jpg 717w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/dFdWawIdYVG5Krvl8Yjk-1-s5lyr-768x1097.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/rxlPOuO0WA4I3eiuhVea-0-zdmjb.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"46219\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/rxlPOuO0WA4I3eiuhVea-0-zdmjb.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/rxlPOuO0WA4I3eiuhVea-0-zdmjb.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/rxlPOuO0WA4I3eiuhVea-0-zdmjb-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/rxlPOuO0WA4I3eiuhVea-0-zdmjb-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-7 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"1280\" data-id=\"46225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-46225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa.jpg 896w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa-717x1024.jpg 717w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/sDLMTM9ZOry2tFfSiFB4-1-pnppa-768x1097.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our elders, let&#8217;s call him or her Elder X, in a loving and respectful manner, suggested that WLBOTT has a &#8220;wanton disregard for reality.&#8221; Fair enough. Duly noted. Some feverish images of our wanton disregard for reality&#8230;. Elder G Weighs In Should We Be Concerned? 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