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Sally T. Intern<\/strong> rang the WLBOTT hot-line<\/strong> at 4:30 am (not as bad as it seems – we sprung forward this morning). She had a bagel connection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We fired up the corporate limousine<\/strong> (no helipad was available at the bagel distributer), engaged the Google GPS, and within minutes Sally <\/strong>had obtained a plethora of bagels, to supplement her all-ramen diet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Per-bagel expenditure: $0.31578947368.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Scurvy-Induced Hallucinations<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Because of Sally’s ramen-based diet, she sometimes encounters scurvy-induced hallucinations. (Not to worry, we forced her to chew a Flintstones vitamin). Here are some visions she experienced during her non-lucid interval:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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