{"id":44471,"date":"2025-02-09T07:32:20","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T13:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=44471"},"modified":"2025-02-14T18:38:30","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T00:38:30","slug":"wlbott-cancels-superbowl-sponsorship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=44471","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT Cancels Superbowl Sponsorship"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Due to a series of mishaps, missteps, malfeasants, misadventures, and a few misdemeanors<\/em>, WLBOTT <\/strong>is forced to cancel its sponsorship of the Super Bowl LIX at the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The first misstep involved our product placement and a spelling error. Turns out “bowl” and “bowel” are two separate <\/em>and distinct <\/em>concepts. We blame Sally The Intern<\/strong>, although she was in no way responsible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Halftime<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Even with the product-placement mishap, WLBOTT <\/strong>still had responsibilities for the halftime show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Team Gathers<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Initial Enthusiastic Reception<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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The Fireworks Mishap<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Sadly, the mishap led to the head of one of our unpaid interns being blown off. The good news – the head impaled one of our Elders<\/strong>, and spontaneously attached to his neural pathways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Despondent, but Focused on Next Year<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

This was a disappointment to the team, but they set their sights on Super Bowel LX.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Due to a series of mishaps, missteps, malfeasants, misadventures, and a few misdemeanors, WLBOTT is forced to cancel its sponsorship of the Super Bowl LIX at the Caesars Superdome in New Orleans. The first misstep involved our product placement and a spelling error. Turns out “bowl” and “bowel” are two separate and distinct concepts. We […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-current-events"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44471"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44640,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44471\/revisions\/44640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}