{"id":44114,"date":"2025-02-03T06:04:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-03T12:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=44114"},"modified":"2025-02-03T12:16:22","modified_gmt":"2025-02-03T18:16:22","slug":"not-with-a-bang-but-with-a-poached-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=44114","title":{"rendered":"Not with a Bang, But with a Poached Egg"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

WLBOTT <\/strong>has long recognized the spiritual, cultural, and gastronomic impact of eggs. At the time of this writing, we have 34 blotts that reference eggs. In fact, some of our earliest AI-generated images were egg-themed. And who can forget the blott of Pope Benedict performing a benediction for Eggs Benedict<\/a>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But now, due to the stupidity and viciousness of many Americans and their leaders, we must consider the possibility that the price of a dozen eggs may lead us to economic and political collapse, and possibly even war.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As Elder G<\/strong> says,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ovum Pretiosa, Civitas Ruina<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

At WLBOTT HQ<\/strong>, we converted an early AI-generated image into a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle. Just as the mosaics of ancient Pompei <\/strong>helped archeologists uncover the mysteries of Rome, we hope this puzzle will offer insight to future historians trying to solve the puzzle of the collapse of democracy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Notice anything interesting about the puzzle pieces?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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ALL <\/strong>the pieces (with the exception of the edge pieces) are essentially the same shape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We actually had to build the puzzle upside down, where the manufacturer had provided a grid of sorts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Elder G Helps Us Visualize<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT has long recognized the spiritual, cultural, and gastronomic impact of eggs. At the time of this writing, we have 34 blotts that reference eggs. In fact, some of our earliest AI-generated images were egg-themed. And who can forget the blott of Pope Benedict performing a benediction for Eggs Benedict? But now, due to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[113,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc","category-wlbott-corporate"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44114"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44150,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44114\/revisions\/44150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}