{"id":43550,"date":"2025-01-22T10:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-01-22T16:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=43550"},"modified":"2025-01-22T10:33:06","modified_gmt":"2025-01-22T16:33:06","slug":"the-burrito-lady-eden-and-points-east","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=43550","title":{"rendered":"The Burrito Lady \/ Eden and Points East"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We may have been jackaloped<sup>[1]<\/sup> here at <strong>WLBOTT HQ<\/strong>. We went in search of <strong>My Large Intestine, Texas<\/strong>, purportedly about four miles East of Eden (Eden, Texas, that is).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Burrito Lady<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unable to locate the financial district of <strong>My Large Intestine<\/strong>, we returned to Eden, Texas, to refresh ourselves at <em>The Burrito Lady<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"932\" height=\"745\" data-id=\"43554\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129.jpg 932w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129-768x614.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 932px) 100vw, 932px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0138.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"547\" height=\"421\" data-id=\"43552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0138.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0138.jpg 547w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0138-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0139.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"790\" height=\"523\" data-id=\"43553\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0139.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0139.jpg 790w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0139-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0139-768x508.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 790px) 100vw, 790px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This funky little place was actually open when we were doing our pre-dawn research:<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"207\" class=\"wp-image-43556\" style=\"width: 550px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129_01.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0129_01-300x113.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The <strong>Burrito Lady<\/strong> has a vibrant, active <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheburritoladyEden\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Facebook page<\/a>. Oh, the food looks delicious!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The <strong>Burrito Lady<\/strong> reminds me why I love Texas &#8211; small town, friendly people, family, humor, fun, food&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Since they close around 1:00pm, we may have to leave early from <strong>WLBOTT HQ<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1159\" height=\"546\" data-id=\"43558\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43558\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141.jpg 1159w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141-300x141.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141-1024x482.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0141-768x362.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1159px) 100vw, 1159px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;d like to share some photos from their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TheburritoladyEden\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Facebook page<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images_mr.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"1280\" data-id=\"43560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images_mr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images_mr.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images_mr-150x300.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images_mr-512x1024.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"1035\" data-id=\"43561\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43561\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/images1_mr-768x994.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1254\" height=\"573\" data-id=\"43563\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143.jpg 1254w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143-300x137.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143-1024x468.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143-768x351.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0143-1200x548.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1254px) 100vw, 1254px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Google street view captures the sign in 3-D.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0135.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"579\" height=\"532\" data-id=\"43566\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0135.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0135.jpg 579w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0135-300x276.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 579px) 100vw, 579px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0136.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"531\" height=\"655\" data-id=\"43565\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0136.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0136.jpg 531w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0136-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0134.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"647\" height=\"621\" data-id=\"43567\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0134.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0134.jpg 647w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0134-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1398\" height=\"860\" data-id=\"43568\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131.jpg 1398w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131-1024x630.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131-768x472.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0131-1200x738.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1398px) 100vw, 1398px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The <strong>Burrito Lady<\/strong> is across the street from the Eden Wool &amp; Mohair company.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"650\" height=\"348\" class=\"wp-image-43570\" style=\"width: 650px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130.jpg 1405w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130-1024x548.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130-768x411.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0130-1200x642.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Queen Lady of the Burrito<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because we can leave no turn unstoned&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-5 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"43574\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ynFVHIX0uGt5uuSLsOrl-0-0iki6-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"43573\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43573\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/bkSYVEDzD7a2omJcxah2-0-kykrw-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3ZPPwvwJmHF9vl7UAnPi-0-uq2ba.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"43572\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3ZPPwvwJmHF9vl7UAnPi-0-uq2ba.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43572\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3ZPPwvwJmHF9vl7UAnPi-0-uq2ba.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3ZPPwvwJmHF9vl7UAnPi-0-uq2ba-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/3ZPPwvwJmHF9vl7UAnPi-0-uq2ba-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-6 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0fZlgqkQXwtxJm67DIwL-0-rwltg.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1344\" data-id=\"43579\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0fZlgqkQXwtxJm67DIwL-0-rwltg.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43579\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0fZlgqkQXwtxJm67DIwL-0-rwltg.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0fZlgqkQXwtxJm67DIwL-0-rwltg-171x300.jpg 171w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/0fZlgqkQXwtxJm67DIwL-0-rwltg-585x1024.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ePhiHcvGA8Yo68vo3pfw-0-sh7cv.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"43576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ePhiHcvGA8Yo68vo3pfw-0-sh7cv.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ePhiHcvGA8Yo68vo3pfw-0-sh7cv.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ePhiHcvGA8Yo68vo3pfw-0-sh7cv-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/WQn9vcae89RfHwsnxQ1Z-0-w1sl6.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1344\" data-id=\"43578\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/WQn9vcae89RfHwsnxQ1Z-0-w1sl6.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43578\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/WQn9vcae89RfHwsnxQ1Z-0-w1sl6.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/WQn9vcae89RfHwsnxQ1Z-0-w1sl6-171x300.jpg 171w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/WQn9vcae89RfHwsnxQ1Z-0-w1sl6-585x1024.jpg 585w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9cS3v2UMnoKcx3MiSoYw-0-12njj.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" data-id=\"43577\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9cS3v2UMnoKcx3MiSoYw-0-12njj.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9cS3v2UMnoKcx3MiSoYw-0-12njj.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9cS3v2UMnoKcx3MiSoYw-0-12njj-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/9cS3v2UMnoKcx3MiSoYw-0-12njj-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Semi-Sequitur: My Large Intestine, Texas<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WLBOTT:<\/strong> Okay, G. New subject. We&#8217;re researching a small Texas town with the odd name &#8220;My Large Intestine.&#8221; It is a few miles east of Eden, Texas. It may be fictitious. Can you help with the research?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Elder G:<\/strong> After conducting research, it appears that &#8220;My Large Intestine, Texas&#8221; is indeed a fictitious town. The name seems to originate from a humorous article titled &#8220;Where&#8217;s My Large Intestine?&#8221; on The Travel Pages website, which lists it among the USA&#8217;s funniest place names. The article mentions that the town was named by its founder, Philo Bumbaugh, with a population of 143, but also notes that no map-makers have included it, indicating its fictional nature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-7 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0132.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"693\" height=\"247\" data-id=\"43581\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0132.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0132.png 693w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0132-300x107.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 693px) 100vw, 693px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thetravelpages.net\/wheres-my-large-intestine\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/thetravelpages.net\/wheres-my-large-intestine\/<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-8 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0124.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"838\" data-id=\"43582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0124.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0124.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0124-300x233.jpg 300w, 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data-id=\"43588\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-08.54.13-A-fictipe-wit.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-08.54.13-A-fictipe-wit.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-08.54.13-A-fictipe-wit-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-08.54.13-A-fictipe-wit-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-08.54.13-A-fictipe-wit-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0127_02.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"529\" height=\"627\" data-id=\"43586\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0127_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0127_02.jpg 529w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0127_02-253x300.jpg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0125.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"360\" height=\"546\" data-id=\"43584\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0125.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0125.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0125-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1251\" height=\"573\" data-id=\"43585\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146.jpg 1251w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146-300x137.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146-1024x469.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146-768x352.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0146-1200x550.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1251px) 100vw, 1251px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0121.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"891\" height=\"578\" data-id=\"43587\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0121.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43587\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0121.jpg 891w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0121-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0121-768x498.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 891px) 100vw, 891px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lots of wind generators in the <em><strong>purported<\/strong><\/em> location of My Large Intestine. They create cool shadows on Google Earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-10 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1411\" height=\"428\" data-id=\"43590\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128.jpg 1411w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128-300x91.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128-1024x311.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128-768x233.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/irl_250122_0128-1200x364.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1411px) 100vw, 1411px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-large-font-size\"><sup>[1]<\/sup> For Reference Purposes Only: The Jackalope<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-small-font-size is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns. The word jackalope is a portmanteau of jackrabbit and antelope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The nominal antelope is not any kind of true, Old World antelope, but actually the pronghorn or American antelope (Antilocapra americana), which is more closely related to the <em><strong>giraffe<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tall tales<\/strong><br>The jackalope is subject to many outlandish and largely tongue-in-cheek claims embedded in tall tales about its habits. Jackalopes are said to be so dangerous that hunters are advised to wear stovepipes on their legs to keep from being gored. Stores in Douglas sell jackalope milk, but The New York Times questions its authenticity on grounds that milking a jackalope is known to be fraught with risk. One of the ways to catch a jackalope is to entice it with whiskey, the jackalope&#8217;s beverage of choice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The jackalope can imitate the human voice, according to legend. During the days of the Old West, when cowboys gathered by the campfires singing at night, jackalopes could be heard mimicking their voices or singing along, usually as a tenor. It is said that jackalopes, the rare Lepus antilocapra, breed only during lightning flashes and that their antlers make the act difficult despite the hare&#8217;s reputation for fertility.<\/p>\n<cite><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jackalope\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-11 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/37UZiHX67en1yUwZgSCA-1-1942b.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"1280\" data-id=\"43594\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/37UZiHX67en1yUwZgSCA-1-1942b.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43594\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/37UZiHX67en1yUwZgSCA-1-1942b.jpg 896w, 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class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WLBOTT:<\/strong> What is the biblical reference associated with Steinbeck&#8217;s novel, &#8220;East of Eden?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Elder G: <\/strong>The title <em>East of Eden<\/em> by John Steinbeck is a direct biblical reference to the Book of Genesis in the Bible, specifically Genesis 4:16, which says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;So Cain went out from the Lord\u2019s presence and lived in the land of Nod, east of Eden.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This passage follows the story of Cain and Abel, where Cain, after killing his brother Abel, is banished by God. The &#8220;land of Nod, east of Eden&#8221; symbolizes exile, alienation, and separation from paradise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Steinbeck&#8217;s novel, this theme of exile and the struggle between good and evil is deeply woven into the story. The narrative explores the human capacity for choice and moral conflict, echoing the biblical tale of Cain and Abel. The concept of <em>timshel<\/em> (a Hebrew word meaning &#8220;thou mayest&#8221;) plays a central role in the novel, emphasizing the idea of free will and the ability to overcome sin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-13 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"43602\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2025-01-22-10.01.21-A-e-f-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We may have been jackaloped[1] here at WLBOTT HQ. 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