{"id":41147,"date":"2024-12-06T06:29:02","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T12:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=41147"},"modified":"2024-12-07T05:25:33","modified_gmt":"2024-12-07T11:25:33","slug":"wlbott-and-the-german-heritage-society","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=41147","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT and the German Heritage Society"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

(We laugh so we don’t cry)<\/em>

So, once a year the WLBOTT <\/strong>Elders eat bratwurst and sauerkraut, to maintain our corporate membership in the German Heritage Society.

That day was yesterday. But due to leftovers in a leaky Tupperware container, this morning the entire corporate headquarters is enjoying the Ferment\u00e9 d\u2019Amour<\/em>, Bavarian Bliss<\/em>, Eau de Zesty Kraut<\/em>.

Anyhow, this morning the maintenance crew went to turn on the heater (just the second time this season), and was greeted with this alert:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So, in an effort to increase shareholder value, we decided to turn lemons into lemonade (or in this case, sauerkraut into perfume).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We gathered the creative team:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT:<\/strong> Good morning, Elder G. Lovely to see you again, my friend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong> Good morning, WLBOTT Corporate Executive! It’s always a pleasure to see you too, my friend. What’s on the agenda today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WLBOTT:<\/strong> Let’s start with some fancy perfume names based on sauerkraut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G: <\/strong>Oh, I love where this is going.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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A Short Aside….<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Music to accompany bratwurst and sauerkraut.