{"id":4101,"date":"2023-09-04T12:11:27","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T17:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=4101"},"modified":"2023-09-04T12:19:15","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T17:19:15","slug":"howdy-doody-of-the-bovine-variety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=4101","title":{"rendered":"Howdy Doody of the Bovine Variety"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Thanks to UC#1.b for today’s topic.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Lee Meyer was recently pulled over in Norfolk, Nebraska. No tickets were issued, but I would assume an interesting discussion ensued with the local police.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Beef Biproducts<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Oh, dear. The beef biproducts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Cautionary Tail \/ Tale?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

This is what happens when you don’t have your very own WLBOTT<\/strong> in your golden years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Many, many questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But mostly, can we please, please, please<\/span><\/em> have a follow-up interview with Mrs. Meyer?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Car Care<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

How often does Mr. Meyer need to shovel out the back seat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

According to Chat:
So, the passenger volume of that car would be approximately 2.83 cubic meters. Keep in mind that this is a general conversion, and the actual passenger volume can vary depending on the specific make and model of the car.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s say half of that is for the front, half for the back. Let’s also assume that Howdy Doodie is taking up 50% of the back passenger volume. That leave a potential reservoir of 0.7075 cubic meters, or about 43,174.3 cubic inches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or about the equivalent number of metric teaspoons:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And the daily Doody volume? Again, Chat to the rescue:
The amount of manure produced by a cow can vary depending on factors such as the cow’s size, diet, and environmental conditions. On average, a dairy cow can produce anywhere from 80 to 120 pounds (approximately 36 to 54 kilograms) of manure per day.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Since Howdy Doody is a big guy, lets go with 54kg\/day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, (54kg \/ 86.33 ) * 24<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or about once every 15 hours<\/strong> to avoid an overflow situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Libertarian Streak?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Meyers seems to have a bit of a libertarian streak. Notice how Howdy Doody’s sweet ride is a former Police Crown Victoria with a portion of the original decal removed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An Alumnus of Dana College?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Meyer’s hat suggests he may be an alumnus of Dana College.
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And what does Dana College think of this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sadly, Dana College<\/a> is now defunct, due to huge financial losses, but their motto lives on!<\/p>\n\n\n

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This seems vaguely reminiscent (yet somehow appropriate) of:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Gallery of Bull<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

(screen shots from the below YouTube video)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From the folks at 6abc Philadelphia<\/a>: