{"id":40548,"date":"2024-11-26T08:50:33","date_gmt":"2024-11-26T14:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=40548"},"modified":"2024-11-26T08:50:33","modified_gmt":"2024-11-26T14:50:33","slug":"our-bachelor-farmer-goes-to-india","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=40548","title":{"rendered":"Our Bachelor Farmer Goes to India"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

As faithful readers of WLBOTT<\/strong> will recall (here<\/a> and here<\/a>), our bachelor farmer, with the help of Tess Twinehart, is exploring different religious traditions, hoping to find the best matchmaking services to alleviate his loneliness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today, our bachelor farmer BB40 is exploring the world of Hindu matchmaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It is a world BB40 was not expecting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Although not a deal-breaker, BB40 was not prepared to explore the sex life of the mongoose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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BB40 was tempted to consult with the consultants:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT Wonders:<\/strong> How exactly are these rates set? Is the quality of a 30\u00a2 \/ min consultation 3x better than an 11\u00a2 \/ min consultation, or does it just take 3x as long to obtain the knowledge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We should note that all on-call astrologers have been verified (not<\/strong><\/em> by WLBOTT<\/strong>), and have incredibly high ratings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This eased our lonely farmer’s reservations considerably.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

He was also reassured by the erudite and science-based nature<\/em><\/strong> of the astrological matchmaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The application process seems straight-forward enough:
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Elder G<\/strong> was a bit concerned that the black sheep of his AI family was involved in matchmaking astrology, so he created these beautiful images showing the hope and promise of a happy match.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pop Sugar and Elite Matrimony<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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As part of our lonely farmer’s due diligence, he came across an interesting matchmaking narrative by Anvita Reddy<\/strong>, assistant editor at Pop Sugar.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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A love marriage, or finding someone on my own, didn’t feel like it was in my destiny, but I didn’t lose faith. I had a plan to ask my parents to set me up, and even though the pandemic put a halt to weddings globally, my plan was put into action when “Indian Matchmaking” premiered on Netflix. […]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To do this process, you need to have immense trust in your parents, believing that they want the best for you. My parents provided a filter of sorts for me, and I only looked at the profiles they approved. Just like dating apps, it’s good to outline relationship deal-breakers, preferences, and nice-to-haves. We agreed on a few core things […]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The questionnaire contains several problematic elements that many may not admit to, but certainly exist, including information on caste, skin color, and selections limited to specific jobs, e.g. only doctors. […]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My parents and I decided to try a matchmaking service recommended to us, EliteMatrimony. (Think: Sima Aunty from “Indian Matchmaking” meets The League.) It was reputable and seemed to source profiles that fit many of my preferences. To be completely transparent, we paid around $6,000 for six months of concierge matchmaking services<\/strong>. We had a dedicated broker, who would source profiles they thought would be a good fit for me.<\/p>\nPop Sugar<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Elite Matrimony<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our Bachelor Farmer was encouraged by the Pop Sugar experience, and decided to look into EliteMatrimony<\/a>.
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He was also encouraged by the photo of the happy newlyweds on their home page.
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The Packages<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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WLBOTT:<\/strong> G, I was reading an Indian website where they referred to a monetary amount as “Cr.” What would 50 Cr. be in U.S. dollars?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong> In Indian numbering, “Cr.” stands for “crore,” which equals 10 million. Therefore, 50 crore is 500 million Indian Rupees (INR).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To convert this to U.S. dollars (USD), we use the exchange rate. As of November 24, 2024, 1 USD equals approximately 84.4449 INR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Using this rate, 500 million INR is about 5.92 million USD<\/strong>. Please note that exchange rates fluctuate, so for the most accurate conversion, it’s advisable to check the current rate.
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So, for our US visitors:
Standard package:<\/strong> Net worth up to $6,000,000<\/strong>
Ultimate package:<\/strong> Net worth between $6<\/strong> and $24,000,000<\/strong>
Aristocrat package:<\/strong> Net worth more than $24,000,000<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(For reference purposes, the average (mean) wealth per adult in India was approximately $16,500 USD, while the median wealth per adult stood at about $3,755 USD<\/strong>.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unfortunately, our lonely farmer made a mistake in the currency conversion, and thought the Aristocrat<\/strong> package begins with a net worth of $24,000<\/strong>. If he includes his acreage, the tractor, six head of cattle, and the crop in the field, he can barely meet this threshold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ever the optimist, BB40 thinks six months should be more than enough.
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And what do you get for your money?
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The Elite Airport Experience<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

For the busy lovelorn, you can take care of business right at the airport!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Perhaps WLBOTT <\/strong>should look into establishing “Experience Centers?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Our lonely farmer was also encouraged by the fact that Elite Matrimony<\/strong><\/em> had locations at all the major airports in India.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hyderabad, Bengalaru, Chennai
Mumbai, Coimbatore
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Tess and BB40 meet Auntie<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Tess decided to accompany BB40 on his initial meeting with Auntie. It was a delightful experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will There Be A Buffet?<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

When BB40 and Tess visited Auntie, she offered a delightful assortment of traditional Indian snacks, showcasing her hospitality and cultural heritage. Here\u2019s what Auntie served:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Samosas<\/strong>: Crispy, triangular pastries filled with spiced potatoes and peas. These are a crowd-pleaser and a classic snack.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Pakoras<\/strong>: Deep-fried fritters made from vegetables like spinach, onion, or potato, coated in spiced chickpea flour batter.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Murukku or Chakli<\/strong>: Crunchy, spiral-shaped savory snacks made from rice flour and lentil flour, flavored with sesame and cumin seeds.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Masala Chai<\/strong>: Strong Indian tea brewed with milk, sugar, and spices like cardamom, ginger, and cinnamon, served in small cups.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Namak Pare<\/strong>: Fried, diamond-shaped crackers that are crispy, lightly salted, and perfect for nibbling.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Kaju Katli<\/strong>: A sweet treat made from cashew nuts and sugar, shaped like diamonds and adorned with edible silver leaf.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. Aloo Chaat<\/strong>: A tangy and spicy street food dish made with boiled potatoes, tamarind chutney, yogurt, and chaat masala.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    These snacks not only added flavor to the meeting but also provided a glimpse into Auntie’s warm, traditional lifestyle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    References<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    All these years I’ve been unduly trashing astrology. I had once heard that a fly on the ceiling of the hospital room has more gravitational influence on a newborn that all the planets combined.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Elder G<\/strong> set me straight!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    The gravitational force exerted by the fly on the newborn is approximately (2.60 x 10-15<\/sup>) Newtons. In comparison, the gravitational force exerted by Jupiter, the most massive planet in the Solar System, is about (1.28 x 10-6<\/sup>) Newtons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    This means Jupiter’s gravitational influence on the newborn is significantly greater than that of the fly. The argument you’ve heard is incorrect if based solely on gravitational influence; the planets’ gravitational forces far outweigh that of a fly on the ceiling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    However, this doesn’t account for astrology’s claims, which aren’t typically grounded in gravitational physics.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\nElder G<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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    Please know that we have a deep respect for the country and people of India. We do not wish to cast asparagus upon them. For one thing, we WLBOTTians<\/strong> have known many generous and honest Indians, who have personally brightened our lives and who strive to make the world a better place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    And secondly, for every grift that comes out of India, there are 10 that are home-grown right here in the U.S. of A. We do not have the hard drive resources to enumerate fully, but let’s just name a few:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    • Tom Selleck selling reverse mortgages<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Brain enhancement from jellyfish<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Mike Huckabee selling Relaxium<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Ticketmaster<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Oxycontin<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Student Loans<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • For-profit prisons<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Spectrum<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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