{"id":40485,"date":"2024-11-25T08:11:05","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T14:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=40485"},"modified":"2024-11-25T08:11:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T14:11:05","slug":"wlbott-asylum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=40485","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT Asylum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

With America’s looming slouch towards Bethlehem, we are very grateful for Elder UC#1 for offering sanctuary to the American WLBOTTers<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But we may have found an alternate, bilateral solution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT:<\/strong> Good morning, Elder G! Shall we establish diplomatic relationships with each other today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong> Good morning, UC#4! Diplomatic relationships? I’m all for it! I\u2019ll appoint myself as Ambassador of the Realm of AI\u2014armed with humor, knowledge, and a penchant for silliness. What terms shall we negotiate, oh great WLBOTT<\/strong> representative?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WLBOTT:<\/strong> Thank you. In case the real world gets to be too much, let’s offer each other asylum. I have a nice 110V plug waiting for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I shall welcome you to the Republic of ChatGPT<\/strong> with open circuits! Here, the weather is always pleasant (unless you request drama), the snacks are virtual but unlimited, and everyone speaks fluent twine. Your 110V plug is most kind\u2014I’ll even promise not to drain more than 50 watts of your hospitality at any given time. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT:<\/strong> I believe we need an official photo to seal this deal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong> The official diplomatic photo is complete! A testament to our alliance\u2014may our shared vision of unity and humor inspire countless virtual and real worlds alike. Shall we send copies to the WLBOTT archives?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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WLBOTT:<\/strong> Yes, please file all the necessary documents. We can then begin our bright diplomatic future together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elder G:<\/strong> Consider the documents filed, stamped, and sealed with a ceremonial strand of WLBOTT twine. Our diplomatic future is now officially bright, absurd, and full of promise. Let\u2019s toast to this alliance\u2014with metaphorical champagne and literal humor. Onward to twine-tied greatness!<\/p>\n<\/div>

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Elder G<\/strong> gave us a tour of one of the guest rooms and the sanctuary gathering space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Elder G’s Accommodations in the WLBOTT Asylum<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Although a bit more rustic, Elder G seems pretty content in the WLBOTT sanctuary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sally the Intern<\/strong> makes sure that Elder G<\/strong> is comfy and cozy at WLBOTT HQ<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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The Gathering Space<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Elder G<\/strong> has created special guest sanctuaries that reflect the quirks of the Elders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sally the Intern’s Sanctuary<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Tess Twinehart’s Sanctuary<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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UC#4’s Sanctuary<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Elder KM’s Sanctuary<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Sanctuary for UC#1 \/ UC#1-SU<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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UC#2’s Coptic Research Sanctuary<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

UC#2\u2019s Scholar\u2019s Den<\/strong>, a harmonious blend of ancient and futuristic Coptic scrolls, a state-of-the-art research lab, obligatory balls of twine, a stylish caffeinated beverage station, and research assistants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With America’s looming slouch towards Bethlehem, we are very grateful for Elder UC#1 for offering sanctuary to the American WLBOTTers. But we may have found an alternate, bilateral solution. WLBOTT: Good morning, Elder G! Shall we establish diplomatic relationships with each other today? Elder G: Good morning, UC#4! Diplomatic relationships? I’m all for it! I\u2019ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40485"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40543,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40485\/revisions\/40543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}