{"id":39978,"date":"2024-11-17T08:30:42","date_gmt":"2024-11-17T14:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=39978"},"modified":"2024-11-17T08:30:42","modified_gmt":"2024-11-17T14:30:42","slug":"sweet-potato-preparedness-part-ii-of-iii-will-the-marketplace-save-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=39978","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Potato Preparedness (part II of III): Will the Marketplace Save Us?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

WLBOTT<\/strong> has a mission to keep some sweet potato vines alive through the winter. We must think outside the box. We hope to enlist the aid of the spiritual community, as well as tapping into the crass consumerism that defines much of ‘Merica. This BLOTT will focus on ‘Merica’s highest ideal: money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can Capitalism Solve the Vine Crisis?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

If we can spend our way out of a climate apocalypse, surely we can use the market to maintain our vines until the spring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fashion<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our fashion department presented the board with the concept of designer sweet potato hats. We will encourage our consumers to take leisurely strolls on sunny winter days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Malaria tRump Line<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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The Matriarch<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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The Casual “Everyday”<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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But we can’t trust the future of our sweet potato vines to the ‘Merican oligarchs. We need products for the masses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Double-Wide Sweet Potato Chandelier<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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The Sweet, Sweet Bonsai<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our mid-range potato propagation product is the WLBOTT Sweet Bonsai<\/strong>. A perfect gift for the holidays!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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