{"id":39181,"date":"2024-11-05T04:51:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T10:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=39181"},"modified":"2024-11-05T05:09:34","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T11:09:34","slug":"what-a-friend-we-have-in-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=39181","title":{"rendered":"What a Friend We Have in Canada!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

One of the perks of being a world-wide corporate conglomerate is that WLBOTT <\/strong>has reliable assets all over the world, especially in America’s darkest hour. Consider the following email exchange:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dearest Colleagues UC#1<\/strong> and UC#1-SU<\/strong>,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Are we too late to take advantage of this generous offer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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– UC#4<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dear WLBOTT <\/strong>Colleagues Worldwide,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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UC#1 and SU are here for all WLBOTT <\/strong>Elders and followers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– UC#1<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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