{"id":38677,"date":"2024-10-26T14:04:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T19:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=38677"},"modified":"2024-10-26T14:12:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T19:12:48","slug":"wlbott-the-gaping-maw-of-hell-and-home-repairs-part-i-of-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=38677","title":{"rendered":"WLBOTT, The Gaping Maw of Hell, and Home Repairs (part I of II)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All these years, I thought the phrase <strong>&#8220;the gaping maw of hell&#8221;<\/strong> was a line from <strong>Moby Dick<\/strong>. <em>But no.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0006.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"842\" height=\"240\" data-id=\"38720\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0006.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0006.png 842w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0006-300x86.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0006-768x219.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 842px) 100vw, 842px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let&#8217;s break this down (from the full text archive at <a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.fulltextarchive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wp-advanced-pdf\/1\/Moby-Dick-or-The-Whalex8185.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">https:\/\/cdn.fulltextarchive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wp-advanced-pdf\/1\/Moby-Dick-or-The-Whalex8185.pdf<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gaping<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-small-font-size is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 66: The Shark Massacre<\/strong><br>They viciously snapped, not only at each other&#8217;s disembowelments, but like flexible bows, bent round, and bit their own; till those entrails seemed swallowed over and over again by the same mouth, to be oppositely <strong>voided by the gaping wound<\/strong>. Nor was this all. It was unsafe to meddle with the corpses and ghosts of these creatures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0005.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"38681\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0005.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0005-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0007.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"38680\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0007.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0007.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0007-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0008.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" data-id=\"38682\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0008.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0008.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0008-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0008-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 100: Leg and Arm<\/strong><br>&#8220;Yes, I may as well,&#8221; said the surgeon, coolly. &#8220;I was about observing, sir, before <strong>Captain Boomer&#8217;s<\/strong> facetious interruption, that spite of my best and severest endeavors, the wound kept getting worse and worse; the truth was, sir, it was <strong>as ugly gaping wound as surgeon ever saw<\/strong>; more than two feet and several inches long.<\/p>\n<cite>Moby Dick \/ Herman Melville<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Maw<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-small-font-size is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 9: The Sermon<\/strong><br>I saw <strong>the opening maw of hell<\/strong>, with endless pains and sorrows there; Which none but they that feel can tell&#8211; Oh, I was plunging to despair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38687\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0002-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In black distress, I called my God, When I could scarce believe him mine, He bowed his ear to my complaints&#8211; No more the whale did me confine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With speed he flew to my relief, As on a radiant dolphin borne; Awful, yet bright, as lightning shone The face of my Deliverer God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38690\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0011-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38691\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0013-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 70: The Sphynx<\/strong><br>&#8230;muttered Ahab &#8220;[&#8230;] Thou saw&#8217;st the murdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell into the deeper midnight of the <strong>insatiate maw<\/strong>; and his murderers still sailed on unharmed&#8211; while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would have borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms. O head! thou hast seen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one syllable is thine!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-5 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0001.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"38696\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0001.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0001-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0004.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"38694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0004.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38694\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0004.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0004-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"38695\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0003.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0003-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 72: The Monkey-Rope<\/strong><br>Nevertheless, it may well be believed that since they have such a ravenous finger in the pie, it is deemed but wise to look sharp to them. Accordingly, besides the monkey-rope, with which I now and then jerked the poor fellow from too close a <strong>vicinity to the maw of what seemed a peculiarly ferocious shark<\/strong>&#8211;he was provided with still another protection.<\/p>\n<cite>Moby Dick \/ Herman Melville<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Hell<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-6 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0005.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"521\" height=\"249\" data-id=\"38701\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0005.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0005.png 521w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/irl_241026_0005-300x143.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 521px) 100vw, 521px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twenty-six occurrences? Oh, hell no. Too much work. Too much hell. Let&#8217;s just pick one. Let&#8217;s return to the sermon&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-small-font-size is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CHAPTER 9: The Sermon<\/strong><br>&#8230; and all the watery world of woe bowled over him. Yet even then beyond the reach of any plummet&#8211;<strong>&#8216;out of the belly of hell&#8217;<\/strong>&#8211;when the whale grounded upon the ocean&#8217;s utmost bones, even then, God heard the engulphed, repenting prophet when he cried. Then God spake unto the fish; and from the shuddering cold and blackness of the sea, the whale came breeching up towards the warm and pleasant sun, and all the delights of air and earth; and &#8216;vomited out Jonah upon the dry land;&#8217; when the word of the Lord came a second time; and Jonah, bruised and beaten&#8211;his ears, like two sea-shells, still multitudinously murmuring of the ocean&#8211; Jonah did the Almighty&#8217;s bidding. And what was that, shipmates? <strong>To preach the Truth to the face of Falsehood!<\/strong> That was it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-7 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38706\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0010-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38707\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0009-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0006.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"38705\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0006.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0006.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/moby_0006-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n<cite>Moby Dick \/ Herman Melville<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Elder G, You Doin&#8217; Okay?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Elder G<\/strong> provided some very creepy images based on <strong><em>&#8220;The Gaping Maw of Hell.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elder G, is everything okay at home?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-8 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0001.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"38710\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0001.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0001-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0001-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38711\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0004-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38715\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38715\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0003-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-9 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"38717\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38717\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/maw2_0005-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All these years, I thought the phrase &#8220;the gaping maw of hell&#8221; was a line from Moby Dick. But no. Let&#8217;s break this down (from the full text archive at https:\/\/cdn.fulltextarchive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wp-advanced-pdf\/1\/Moby-Dick-or-The-Whalex8185.pdf). Gaping Maw Hell Twenty-six occurrences? Oh, hell no. Too much work. Too much hell. Let&#8217;s just pick one. Let&#8217;s return to the sermon&#8230;. 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