{"id":37663,"date":"2024-10-11T14:29:29","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T19:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=37663"},"modified":"2024-10-11T14:30:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T19:30:27","slug":"hammer-of-the-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=37663","title":{"rendered":"Hammer(?) of the Gods"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
The hammer<\/strong>(?) of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, sing and cry
Valhalla, I am coming
- Immigrant Song \/ Led Zeppelin<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
While listening to Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song<\/em><\/strong> on endless loop, I began to question my recollection of the lyrics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a bit, I was pretty sure that it wasn’t “Hammer of the Gods”, but rather “Hemorrhoids of the Gods.”<\/strong> This makes a lot more sense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
[ed. note: Much to his\/her credit, Elder G refused to participate in this exploration. Luckily we have other, low rent image generation solutions]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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There is biblical precedent for this interpretation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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We do have some <\/em>standards. There were places we wouldn’t go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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How does AI handle the verbatim prompt “Hemorrhoids of the Gods?” You be the judge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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We come from the land of the ice and snowFrom the midnight sun where the hot springs flowThe hammer(?) of the godsWill drive our ships to new landsTo fight the horde, sing and cryValhalla, I am coming- Immigrant Song \/ Led Zeppelin While listening to Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song on endless loop, I began to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[113,14,123,31,83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc","category-curated-absurdity","category-gods-goddesses-and-mythical-heros","category-music","category-oh-grow-up"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37663"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37699,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37663\/revisions\/37699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}