{"id":3438,"date":"2023-08-24T10:57:43","date_gmt":"2023-08-24T15:57:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=3438"},"modified":"2023-08-24T10:59:27","modified_gmt":"2023-08-24T15:59:27","slug":"sally-lightfoot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=3438","title":{"rendered":"Sally Lightfoot"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

WLBOTT<\/strong> Division of Oceanic Research and Kinetics
(WLBOTT-DORK<\/strong>) has just come across an extremely cool omnivorous crab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Sally Lightfoot crab (Graspus graspus) is rumored to have been named after a Caribbean dancer, because they are agile and fast.<\/em>\u00a0
– Neat-o-rama<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Basically this poor guy has to take a long day’s journey (when the tide is out) to eat the seaweed on the exposed rocks. Lots of bad guys want to make you their<\/em> dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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To put this in context, imagine that EVERY DAY<\/strong> you <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • got a letter from the IRS<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • battle with BlueCross\/BlueShield<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • take an unpleasant neighbor to the airport (during rush hour, and he won’t stop talking about Hunter Biden’s lap top)<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • wonder why the transmission is making that funny sound<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • put up with your boss’ misogynistic\/homophobic\/racist\/maga theories of life<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • and what is that smell coming out of the garbage disposal?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    All this, EVERY DAY<\/strong>, just so that you could eat one meal at Souper Salads (and only salad – no croutons).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    From Planet Earth: Blue Planet II<\/strong>: