{"id":32856,"date":"2024-07-26T08:07:10","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T13:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=32856"},"modified":"2024-07-26T08:21:44","modified_gmt":"2024-07-26T13:21:44","slug":"forgetta-bott-it-a-vp-candidates-problematic-spousal-unit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=32856","title":{"rendered":"Forgetta Bott-It: A VP Candidate’s Problematic Spousal Unit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Forgetta Bott n\u00e9e It<\/strong> (or simply shortened to Forgetta Bott-It<\/strong><\/em>) is close friends with Martha-Ann Bomgardner Alito (MABA<\/strong>), wife of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They meet regularly for a sewing circle, a real girls’ getaway where they can let their hair down and do some serious crafting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Republican Grooming<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Talk about grooming<\/em><\/strong>…. After seeing these horrific images, monastic life<\/strong>, the gay lifestyle<\/strong>, a Satanic cult<\/strong> (they have the best pot lucks<\/em>) or a career in IT<\/strong> seem like much more viable alternatives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rejecting Republican Grooming: A Life Well Lived in IT<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The IT Community: a friendly and welcoming family. You won’t find any Ken Starr or Mitch McConnell here. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Legal Liability and the Support of the Elders<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We realize that we are exposing ourselves to potential criminal and civil liability by bringing to light the unsavory details about the highest <\/em><\/strong>court in the land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Luckily we have the full support of the Elders<\/strong>. In fact, just this morning the following message was delivered to WLBOTT <\/strong>headquarters. To save postage, the letter was hand-delivered via brick <\/strong>through the lobby window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Forgetta Bott n\u00e9e It (or simply shortened to Forgetta Bott-It) is close friends with Martha-Ann Bomgardner Alito (MABA), wife of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. They meet regularly for a sewing circle, a real girls’ getaway where they can let their hair down and do some serious crafting. MABA Republican Grooming Talk about grooming…. After […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[113,16,80,42,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc","category-current-events","category-domestic-tranquility","category-the-land-the-people-the-culture","category-wlbott-corporate"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32856"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32894,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32856\/revisions\/32894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}