{"id":32804,"date":"2024-07-25T09:00:42","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=32804"},"modified":"2024-07-25T09:00:42","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T14:00:42","slug":"our-vp-pick-will-bott","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=32804","title":{"rendered":"Our VP Pick: Will Bott"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Gentle people- since announcing the Kamala Harris<\/strong> – Will Bott ticket, the press and social media has been down my neck for a bio on a relatively unknown candidate, Will Bott<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have only met him twice and it was under very secure circumstances. So, this is all I know about Will Bott:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Through family wealth from his family\u2019s twine business, he hasn\u2019t needed to work. He mainly spends his time supporting liberal causes thru donations but does volunteer work at the rehab center they have set up in Lancaster PA for Amish workers<\/strong> at the family twine factory that got lung disorders from inhaling twine dust at their factory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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He befriended Kamala <\/strong>at a fundraiser in the Napa Valley where he is trying to cultivate a fiber that will be \u2018free range, grass fed, non-GMO<\/strong>\u2019 twine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He is 54 years old and prefers the pronouns \u2018them, they, dude\u2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His lovely spouse, Forgetta Bott n\u00e9e It, is 24 years his senior. She uses the pronouns they, them, dudette<\/strong>. She likes to dress like Marie Antoinette <\/strong>and play guillotine roulette<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Note the rhyming alliteration: dudette \/ Antoinette \/ roulette<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She occasionally plays mahjong over at the Thomas’, and does tequila shots and belly dancing with Clarence and Ginny<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They married when he was 17 and she was 41. Quite a lovely romance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Bott couple have numerous adult children, with very complicated back stories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I ask UC#4<\/strong> to put up a collaboration document where the elders can all contribute to his bio to fully flesh out his history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your humble servant,<\/em><\/p>\nUC#3<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Gentle Blotts and Blottettes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

By an amazing coincidence, I happen to know Will Bott<\/strong>. By that I mean that I heard him at a medical conference. His biological research institute, Twine Biologics Corp<\/strong>, has developed a new messenger-RNA application that entwines a new protein with the lung cells that have been exposed to the latest Covid variant. The result is that the virus is stopped in its tracks, rendering the infected person miraculously healthy in a matter of hours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only side effects <\/strong>are the occasional expulsion of fibrous material<\/strong> (the remnants of the messenger-RNA twine entanglement) from the lungs. This material is non-contagious and other than a mild SO<\/strong>2<\/strong><\/sub> odor<\/strong>, completely harmless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As for his suitability for president, I think you will find that he is sensitive to the feelings expressed by the \u201ccommon person\u201d that food costs and other expenses have gone up 20% over the last 3 years while wages have remained stable at best. This, and his obvious egghead <\/strong>traits should make him attractive to both sides of the political spectrum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will Bott At the Debates<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Bring ’em on!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Kamala & Will<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The two have held many fruitful conversations lately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will Bott Hits the Campaign Trail<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Will Bott At the Debates Bring ’em on! Kamala & Will The two have held many fruitful conversations lately. Will Bott Hits the Campaign Trail<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[47,113,25,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures-of-the-elders","category-collapse-of-democracy-civilization-etc","category-sticking-it-to-the-man","category-wlbott-corporate"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32804"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32836,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32804\/revisions\/32836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}