{"id":29733,"date":"2024-06-12T12:34:56","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T17:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=29733"},"modified":"2024-06-12T12:55:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-12T17:55:55","slug":"not-exactly-a-buzz-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=29733","title":{"rendered":"Not Exactly a Buzz Kill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The last thing WLBOTT<\/strong> wants to do is be a buzz kill. But that being said, weed is a pretty controversial subject. We all know people – friends, family, loved ones, whose lives have been seriously derailed, sometimes seriously shredded, from way, way<\/em> too much weed. And we probably all know people who like to chill occasionally when they are in a place of no responsibilities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Several of the Elders come down on the conservative side. Is there really a time in our adult life when we are truly free of responsibilities? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

To answer this question, please read the following (left) and have a 12-page analysis on our desks by close of business today.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Anyhow, let us not be constrained in our mining of humour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Ed. Note: we found out the hard way that “bong” is a forbidden word on the Microsoft image generator.]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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How Did We Get Here?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

While researching the BLOTT <\/strong>on “Garden of the Elders”, as part of our due diligence, we ran a google image search on a detail of UC#3’s pepper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A pickle bong? This led us down a rabbit hole of bong-related topics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wiki How<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

There’s even a Wiki How with all kinds of MacGyver-level bong techniques, including using an old Bible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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We checked in with St. Peter on this one. Though technically not a show stopper, it is highly discouraged, and will require some serious mitigation.
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“Really, Dude?” – St. Peter<\/p>\n<\/div>

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Fruit and Veggie Bongs<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Perogy \/ Varenyky Bongs<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We found no Perogy \/ Varenyky Bongs on the inter webs. It looks like a business opportunity! Here are some of our marketing ideas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Things can get pretty goofy, pretty quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The last thing WLBOTT wants to do is be a buzz kill. But that being said, weed is a pretty controversial subject. We all know people – friends, family, loved ones, whose lives have been seriously derailed, sometimes seriously shredded, from way, way too much weed. And we probably all know people who like to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,44,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curated-absurdity","category-those-crazy-kids","category-work-life-balance"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29733"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29804,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29733\/revisions\/29804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}