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There once was a convicted felon named tRrump
He spent the trial looking like an orange grump
He was not pleased with the jury
And ran out of the courthouse in a fury
To find a porn star to slap him with a magazine on his rump 

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Trump was caught attempting to bring contraband makeup into his private wing of Riker Island.
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WLBOTT <\/strong>has obtained photographic evidence that tRump’s makeup choices were much more eclectic than simple bronzer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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There once was a convicted felon named tRrumpHe spent the trial looking like an orange grumpHe was not pleased with the juryAnd ran out of the courthouse in a furyTo find a porn star to slap him with a magazine on his rump – UC#3 Trump was caught attempting to bring contraband makeup into his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[43,83,25,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heros-not","category-oh-grow-up","category-sticking-it-to-the-man","category-vanity"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28901"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28935,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28901\/revisions\/28935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}