{"id":25044,"date":"2024-04-17T11:52:43","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T16:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=25044"},"modified":"2024-04-18T09:29:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-18T14:29:19","slug":"career-advice-from-rodney-dangerfield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=25044","title":{"rendered":"Career Advice from Rodney Dangerfield"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A bit meandering, but today&#8217;s <strong>BLOTT <\/strong>leads us to the genus of <strong>Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"823\" data-id=\"25047\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25047\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0003.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0003-300x241.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0003-768x617.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"25046\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0005-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the fifth grade, my family lived on a US air force base in southern Turkey. I went to school in a one-room Quonset hut. At the time, all I wanted to be in life was an astronaut, cowboy, or a truck farmer. I was leaning more toward the farm &#8211; grow my vegetables, take the produce into town, the sweat of my brow would feed my friends and neighbors and community.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"815\" data-id=\"25049\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25049\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0003.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0003-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0003-768x611.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0001.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"835\" data-id=\"25050\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0001.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0001-300x245.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/qh_0001-768x626.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption wp-element-caption\">Note: not the actual Quonset huts, but they looked just like this.<br>Also, no snow in Adana, Turkey!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then one day, while playing in a Little League game, I hit an <strong><em>over-the-fence home run<\/em><\/strong>. Truth be told, it only cleared the fence by a foot, and if the outfielder had taken two steps to his right and raised his glove, it would have been an easy out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"25053\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25053\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0008-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"25054\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0009-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0011-Copy.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"812\" data-id=\"25056\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0011-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25056\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0011-Copy.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0011-Copy-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0011-Copy-768x609.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"25055\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0012-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0001.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25052\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25052\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0001.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/ll_0001-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it lead me to add &#8220;professional baseball player&#8221; to my list of future occupations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My actual 5th grade baseball glove:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1241\" data-id=\"25109\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy-300x233.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy-1024x794.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy-768x596.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy-1536x1191.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5512-Copy-1200x931.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5515.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"25107\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5515.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5515.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5515-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/IMG_5515-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In retrospect, I think &#8220;<strong>cowboy<\/strong>&#8221; would have worked out pretty well. Live in a bunk house, stand in line to get a bowl of chili from a grumpy chuck wagon cook named &#8220;Cookie&#8221;, go into town on Saturdays and order me a double-double.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-5 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0002.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0002.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0002.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0002-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25064\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0003.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25064\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0003.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0003-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0004.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25060\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0004.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25060\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0004.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0004-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0006.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25063\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0006.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25063\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0006.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0006-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0008.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25059\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0008.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25059\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0008.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0008-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0008-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0009.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25061\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0009.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25061\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0009.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0009-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0009-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0007.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" data-id=\"25066\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0007.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25066\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0007.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0007-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/bunkl_0007-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">But&#8230; Reality Sets In<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s a quote by (I think) Mark Twain that goes something like this: &#8220;Once a man gets used to clean sheets, his life is over.&#8221;<br><span class=\"ed-note\">[ed. note: I tried to find this quote, but I didn&#8217;t try very hard.]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then you enter this long period I call &#8220;Methodist&#8217;s Hell.&#8221; You worry about everything. You&#8217;re responsible for everything. Your back hurts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-6 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/methodistHell.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"923\" height=\"897\" data-id=\"25071\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/methodistHell.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25071\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/methodistHell.jpg 923w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/methodistHell-300x292.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/methodistHell-768x746.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 923px) 100vw, 923px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-caption wp-element-caption\">Cartoon by Warren Sattler<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Semi-Sequitur: Warren Sattler<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Warren Sattler<\/strong> (born September 7, 1934) is an American artist and cartoonist, who contributed work to many popular publications from the early 1960s through the 1990s.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"581\" class=\"wp-image-25074\" style=\"width: 450px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/4295f7d1affe5d3f0fa8c87371dd494f.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/4295f7d1affe5d3f0fa8c87371dd494f.jpg 793w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/4295f7d1affe5d3f0fa8c87371dd494f-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/4295f7d1affe5d3f0fa8c87371dd494f-768x992.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A lifelong Connecticut resident, Warren Sattler started cartooning at an early age and was first published in a newspaper at age 15. He got his education at the <strong>Wilcox Technical School<\/strong> in Meriden, Connecticut. He later taught at the Famous Artists School from 1957 to 1962.<\/p>\n<cite><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Warren_Sattler\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To honor <strong>Mr. Sattler<\/strong>, let&#8217;s check out his high school, <strong>Wilcox Technical School<\/strong> in Meriden, Connecticut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>H.C. Wilcox Technical High School<\/strong> proudly continues to be a fixture in the Meriden community. Our students learn high-demand technical skills, take college-prep classes and develop career and employability skills. We offer state-of-the-art facilities where students can choose from 13 career technologies.<\/p>\n<cite><a href=\"https:\/\/wilcox.cttech.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wilcox Technical High School<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-7 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Whats-Right-.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" data-id=\"25076\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Whats-Right-.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25076\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Whats-Right-.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Whats-Right--300x169.jpg 300w, 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https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/irl_240417_0095-768x527.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1017px) 100vw, 1017px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Alanny Perez<\/strong>, a senior in the Graphics Technology trade was selected to design the new <strong>Wilcox Wildcats<\/strong> logo. Alanny began her design process by researching what wilcats looked like, specifically the way the ears pointed. She made multiple thumbnail sketches of her ideas and gained feedback from her teachers and peers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-8 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"985\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"25083\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Copy-of-WT_Wildcat-Open_mr-985x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25083\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Copy-of-WT_Wildcat-Open_mr-985x1024.jpg 985w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Copy-of-WT_Wildcat-Open_mr-288x300.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Copy-of-WT_Wildcat-Open_mr-768x799.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Copy-of-WT_Wildcat-Open_mr.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 985px) 100vw, 985px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"942\" data-id=\"25084\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/WilcoxTech-Wildcats_Closed_mr.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/WilcoxTech-Wildcats_Closed_mr.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/WilcoxTech-Wildcats_Closed_mr-300x276.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/WilcoxTech-Wildcats_Closed_mr-768x707.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n<cite><a href=\"https:\/\/wilcox.cttech.org\/senior-designs-new-school-logo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wilcox Technical High School<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And&#8230;what&#8217;s for lunch?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-9 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/April-2024-Menu-15-19.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"711\" data-id=\"25086\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/April-2024-Menu-15-19.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25086\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/April-2024-Menu-15-19.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/April-2024-Menu-15-19-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/April-2024-Menu-15-19-768x533.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyhow, if you are lucky, you have a chance to live long enough to reflect on it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>When all your armor has turned to lace&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s where <strong>Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong> comes in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Little Background: Vegetables before Desert<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jack Roy (born Jacob Cohen; November 22, 1921 \u2013 October 5, 2004), better known by the pseudonym <strong>Rodney Dangerfield<\/strong>, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase &#8220;<strong>I don&#8217;t get no respect!<\/strong>&#8221; and his monologues on that theme.<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" class=\"wp-image-25089\" style=\"width: 350px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0002.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0002.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0002-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0002-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/rd_0002-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Early career<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the age of 15, he began to write for stand-up comedians while performing at the Nevele, a former resort in Ellenville, New York&#8230;. He struggled financially for nine years, at one point performing as a singing waiter until he was fired, before taking a job <em><strong>selling aluminum siding<\/strong><\/em> in the mid-1950s to support his wife and family.[14][15] He later quipped he was so little known that when he gave up show business that <em>&#8220;I was the only one who knew I quit.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the early 1960s, he started reviving his career as an entertainer. Still working as a salesman by day, he returned to the stage, performing at hotels in the Catskill Mountains, but still finding minimal success. He fell into debt, about $20,000 by his own estimate and couldn&#8217;t get booked. He later joked, &#8220;<em>I played one club; it was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field &amp; Stream.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Career surge<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dangerfield reached national prominence appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show in March 1967.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span class=\"ed-note\">[ed. note: Rodney was 46 when he got his big break. How&#8217;s that for hanging in there?]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In March 1995, Dangerfield was <strong>the first celebrity to personally own a website and create content for it.<\/strong> He interacted with fans who visited his site via an &#8220;E-mail me&#8221; link, often surprising people with a reply. By 1996, Dangerfield&#8217;s website proved to be such a hit that he made Websight magazine&#8217;s list of the &#8220;100 Most Influential People on the Web&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dangerfield&#8217;s one-liner style of comedy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li class=\"\">&#8220;My fan club broke up. The guy died.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">&#8220;Last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, &#8216;Be quiet, you&#8217;ll wake up Daddy.'&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">&#8220;I was ugly, very ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother.&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li class=\"\">&#8220;I went to the fights last night, and a hockey game broke out.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<cite><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rodney_Dangerfield\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">And finally, Rodney&#8217;s Career Advice<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;We know him, he&#8217;s in show business for one reasons, girls. He wants to get girls in hotel rooms with booze and swing. &#8220;That&#8217;s what he wants.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How wrong you could be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m in this business for one reason, to earn enough money to buy a farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s all I want is a good piece of bottom land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want to sweat with the oxen, and at night, I wanna hear, &#8220;Come and get it, come and get it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, the farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanna fetch things. I wanna pay my doctor with a hog. I wanna live by the good book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u266a Mine eyes have seen the glory \u266a \u266a Of the coming of the Lord \u266a<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>How do, Miss Amy?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, the farm. And I&#8217;ll work the farm with by bare hands and build it up, and someday, I&#8217;ll sell the farm at a big profit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I&#8217;ll get the broads in the room with the booze and I&#8217;ll swing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you so much, I love you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4YYnz2-bsJo?si=6KVHu8_6irEaZSBJ\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rodney went out in-form&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped 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