{"id":2230,"date":"2023-07-20T08:39:06","date_gmt":"2023-07-20T13:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2023-07-20T09:27:08","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T14:27:08","slug":"eggs-like-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=2230","title":{"rendered":"Eggs Like These"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today, I am the egg man. You are the egg man. We are the egg man.<br><em>Hoy, soy el hombre huevo. Eres el hombre huevo. Somos el hombre huevo.<\/em>     <span style=\"font-face: courier; font-size: 11pt;\">[ed. note: UC#4 is trying to learn Spanish]<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.globalproductprices.com\/rankings\/egg_prices\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"451\" height=\"589\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_058.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_058.png 451w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_058-230x300.png 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.globalproductprices.com\/rankings\/egg_prices\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"362\" height=\"459\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_059.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_059.png 362w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_059-237x300.png 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Total Consumption<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"834\" height=\"614\" data-id=\"2239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_063.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_063.png 834w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_063-300x221.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_063-768x565.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 834px) 100vw, 834px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"884\" height=\"486\" data-id=\"2238\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_060.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_060.png 884w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_060-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_060-768x422.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 884px) 100vw, 884px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Per Capita<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/worldpopulationreview.com\/country-rankings\/egg-consumption-by-country\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"818\" height=\"636\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_061.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_061.png 818w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_061-300x233.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_061-768x597.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/07\/26\/insider\/why-are-eggs-sold-by-the-dozen-why-not-by-10s-or-8s.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"672\" height=\"656\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_064.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_064.jpg 672w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_064-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2016\/07\/26\/insider\/why-are-eggs-sold-by-the-dozen-why-not-by-10s-or-8s.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"651\" height=\"273\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_065.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_065.png 651w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_065-300x126.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 651px) 100vw, 651px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Do you think it&#8217;s related to 12 inches in a foot?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Back of the envelope Calcs<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Key take-aways:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>50,385 eggs consumed <strong><em>per second<\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We&#8217;re gonna need 1,000 Cool Hand Lukes per second (CHL\/s)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Global egg consumption power generation is the equivalent of more than 18 Alberta CCGT power plants<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"540\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_068.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_068.png 540w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_068-300x267.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.power-technology.com\/projects\/cascade-combined-cycle-gas-turbine-ccgt-power-plant-alberta\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"886\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-Canada-Copy-886x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-Canada-Copy-886x1024.jpg 886w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-Canada-Copy-260x300.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-Canada-Copy-768x887.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-Canada-Copy.jpg 888w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 886px) 100vw, 886px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.power-technology.com\/projects\/cascade-combined-cycle-gas-turbine-ccgt-power-plant-alberta\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"690\" height=\"421\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Image-2-Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Image-2-Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-1.jpg 690w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Image-2-Cascade-Combined-Cycle-Gas-Turbine-CCGT-Power-Plant-1-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Fun Facts<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From the<strong><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.farmersalmanac.com\/15-june-3-egg-day-egg-facts-you-may-not-know\" target=\"_blank\"> Old Farmer&#8217;s Almanac<\/a><\/strong>&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.farmersalmanac.com\/15-june-3-egg-day-egg-facts-you-may-not-know\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"398\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Plan-Your-Day-Grow-Your-Life--398x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Plan-Your-Day-Grow-Your-Life--398x1024.png 398w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Plan-Your-Day-Grow-Your-Life-.png 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">It&#8217;s a small, small, egg world<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cheapest per\/egg cost at various grocery stores (July 2023). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-2 wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"376\" height=\"516\" data-id=\"2255\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/eggs-H-E-B.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/eggs-H-E-B.png 376w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/eggs-H-E-B-219x300.png 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Austin, TX   $0.15\/ct<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"324\" height=\"288\" data-id=\"2256\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_069.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_069.png 324w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_069-300x267.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Santa Barbara, CA  $0.24\/ct<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"230\" height=\"280\" data-id=\"2258\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Save-On-Foods.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2258\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Edmonton, Al  $0.25\/ct (USD)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"471\" height=\"455\" data-id=\"2260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_070.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_070.png 471w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_070-300x290.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 471px) 100vw, 471px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Oslo, Norway  $0.42\/ct (USD)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"223\" height=\"275\" data-id=\"2262\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Migros-the-leading-Swiss-supermarket-\u2022-Migros.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2262\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Switzerland  $0.33\/ct (USD)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"274\" height=\"461\" data-id=\"2264\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_071.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_071.png 274w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/irl14_071-178x300.png 178w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 274px) 100vw, 274px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Christchurch, New Zealand $0.34\/ct (USD)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Semi-sequitur: HotPot.ai Eggs<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>This got pretty dark pretty quickly.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-twentytwentyone-border\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-1L8BYlOQSRUmSoG.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-1L8BYlOQSRUmSoG.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-1L8BYlOQSRUmSoG-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-1L8BYlOQSRUmSoG-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Eggs like these, they were born to run.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-6jFFynOPVcGMdHR.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-6jFFynOPVcGMdHR.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-6jFFynOPVcGMdHR-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-6jFFynOPVcGMdHR-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Eggs worshipping the Queen of Eggs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-0XaNnESjKVfPc80.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-0XaNnESjKVfPc80.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-0XaNnESjKVfPc80-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/8-0XaNnESjKVfPc80-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Eggs worshipping the King of Eggs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Semi-Sequitur: Slightly less creepy images from chatAPI&#8217;s DALL-E<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-07-20-09.23.25-Eggs-worshipping-a-creepy-King-of-the-Eggs.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"2275\" 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You are the egg man. We are the egg man.Hoy, soy el hombre huevo. Eres el hombre huevo. Somos el hombre huevo. [ed. note: UC#4 is trying to learn Spanish] Total Consumption Per Capita Back of the envelope Calcs Key take-aways: Fun Facts From the Old Farmer&#8217;s Almanac&#8230;. 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