{"id":16035,"date":"2024-01-23T11:08:47","date_gmt":"2024-01-23T17:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=16035"},"modified":"2024-01-23T11:08:47","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T17:08:47","slug":"funny-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=16035","title":{"rendered":"Funny Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Today we honor my Mom’s life by celebrating her Irish sense of humor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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World’s Funnies Joke<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

What do you call a gas explosion in a Paris Color Tile?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Linoleum Blown Apart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Shamelessly liberated from Bored Panda<\/a>, the Interwebs, et. al.<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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A very rich man was on his death bed and called together his three trusted advisors, his priest, his doctor, and his attorney.

He told them that he knew he could take his wealth with him when he died. To prove it, he gave each one $500,000 in cash and told them to put it in an envelope and place it in his coffin at his funeral.

After the funeral the three of them went out for a drink and started to talk about the strange request their friend made.

The priest said that he knew that he could not take with him and the church needed a new roof. He said, \u201cI got the roof repaired and had $100,000 left and that was the amount he put in the envelope.\u201d

The doctor said that he also knew that his friend could not take it with him and said, \u201cthe children’s hospital needed $450,000 to finish building the new wing so I only had $50,000 dollars, and left the that amount in the envelope. My friend will never know and think about all the good that the hospital will do.\u201d

The attorney said, \u201cI am ashamed of both of you. You violated the trust that our friend placed in us. I put in a check for the full amount.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An American couple are driving through Canada and stop at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, \u201cask them where we are!\u201d So the husband walks in, pays and asks, \u201cby the way, where are we?\u201d To which the attendant answers, \u201cSaskatoon, Saskatchewan.\u201d The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, \u201cwhere are we?\u201d

\u201cHe doesn’t speak English” replies the husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A man enters a cafe and sits at a table.

A waitress asks for his order.

\u201cOne coffee, please, without cream,\u201d he replies.

The waitress responds, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, but you\u2019ll have to take it without milk; we haven\u2019t any cream\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Today we honor my Mom’s life by celebrating her Irish sense of humor! World’s Funnies Joke What do you call a gas explosion in a Paris Color Tile? Linoleum Blown Apart. Shamelessly liberated from Bored Panda, the Interwebs, et. al. A very rich man was on his death bed and called together his three trusted […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curated-absurdity"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16055,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16035\/revisions\/16055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}