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<\/p>\n\n\n\nTo the extent that it does not effect shareholder value, our primary goal is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nGoal: We humbly ask for Guidance<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nGoal: Avoid Eternal Damnation<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nReflection: Dear God, What Have We Done?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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\n\n\n\nFinal Goal: Corporate Survival<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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