{"id":12440,"date":"2023-12-23T08:43:33","date_gmt":"2023-12-23T14:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=12440"},"modified":"2023-12-23T08:43:33","modified_gmt":"2023-12-23T14:43:33","slug":"is-twine-edible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=12440","title":{"rendered":"Is Twine Edible?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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This may be Goggle’s way of saying, “get a life.”<\/em>
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A Glitch in the Trader Joe’s Matrix?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

From Eat This Much<\/a><\/strong>:
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For reference purposes only<\/em>:
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Failed Twine-Concept Restaurants<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

To emphasize the inedible qualities of twine, consider these failed restaurants<\/strong>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And a massive loss for investors:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eating Twine Brings Discordance to Domestic Tranquility<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

These people do not look happy. Both the spaghetti and the meatballs are made of twine <\/strong>(Vegan friendly!<\/em>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We’ve been warned!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Mona-Twine-Meatball Connection<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

WLBOTT Wonders: <\/strong>How would Mona Lisa react to her spaghetti and meatballs being replaced by twine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fates Worse than Twine<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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But Wait! There’s One Bright Spot (if you’re a cow)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Not having to deal with bale twine or wrap would be a dream come true for almost anybody who\u2019s ever taken care of livestock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Three chemistry PhD students at Imperial College in London have invented a bale wrap that\u2019s not only edible, but could also be used to provide nutrient supplements to animals eating it.
– Imperial College<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No. This may be Goggle’s way of saying, “get a life.” A Glitch in the Trader Joe’s Matrix? From Eat This Much: For reference purposes only: Failed Twine-Concept Restaurants To emphasize the inedible qualities of twine, consider these failed restaurants: And a massive loss for investors: Eating Twine Brings Discordance to Domestic Tranquility These people […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,57,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-totot","category-will-there-be-a-buffet"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12440"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12501,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12440\/revisions\/12501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}