{"id":11785,"date":"2023-12-17T06:32:06","date_gmt":"2023-12-17T12:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=11785"},"modified":"2023-12-17T06:32:06","modified_gmt":"2023-12-17T12:32:06","slug":"lucrative-corporate-nap-pod-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=11785","title":{"rendered":"Lucrative Corporate Nap Pod Market"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

For those of you who missed yesterday’s WLBOTT<\/strong> board meeting, the board voted 27 \u2150 to 3 (with 19 abstentions) to enter the lucrative Corporate Nap Pod market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Late Stage Capitalism Analysis<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Our WLBOTT <\/strong>marketing team thought that naps were the one thing that couldn’t be monetized. Wrongo-Bongo!

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Medical Recommendation<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Sleep deprivation costs the U.S. $411 billion[1]<\/sup> in annual economic losses, according to a Rand Corp. study, with the equivalent of about 1.23 million working days lost each year due to insufficient sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Silence Business Solutions, a 3-year-old French company, rolled out La Boite a Reves (The Dream Box), a $19,000 wooden \u201crecovery cocoon.\u201d<\/strong> The windowless, soundproof pod features 12 light and sound atmospheres programmed to gently guide the user through a 15-minute power nap, controlled by a touch screen. It also includes a small but comfortable bed.
– Seattle Times<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

[1]<\/sup> [ed-note: almost half a trillion? This seems to stretch credulity]<\/span>
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Market Analysis: The Competition<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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WLBOTT Headquarters: Pre-WPod<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Staff forced to nap the old-fashioned way:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Modern Way: WLBOTT W-Pod<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Sweet Dreams!<\/h3>\n\n\n
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For those of you who missed yesterday’s WLBOTT board meeting, the board voted 27 \u2150 to 3 (with 19 abstentions) to enter the lucrative Corporate Nap Pod market. Late Stage Capitalism Analysis Our WLBOTT marketing team thought that naps were the one thing that couldn’t be monetized. Wrongo-Bongo! Medical Recommendation Sleep deprivation costs the U.S. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[45,4,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-late-stage-capitalism","category-wlbott-corporate","category-work-life-balance"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11785"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11843,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11785\/revisions\/11843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}