{"id":11446,"date":"2023-12-11T09:48:06","date_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=11446"},"modified":"2023-12-11T09:49:48","modified_gmt":"2023-12-11T15:49:48","slug":"survey-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wlbott.com\/?p=11446","title":{"rendered":"Survey #2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Thank you for participating in our second Visitor Satisfaction Survey<\/strong>! A pdf version of this survey can be found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You join a time-honored Twine Tradition:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rules:<\/strong> Replies must be PG13, PG, G only. Spousal units, friends, relatives encouraged to participate. All published results will be anonymized. You can submit your responses via our corporate email: seriousInquiriesOnly@wlbott.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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(1) Favorite bean? (you may include other legumes)<\/strong>\n(for our northern friends, this is a topic of great debate in Texas)\n\n(2) 2nd favorite Led Zeppelin Song<\/strong>\n(Earlier we asked for your favorite Led Zeppelin song - but many of you have expressed a yearning to continue this thread)\n\n(3) Favorite Christmas Song<\/strong>\n\n(4) Favorite Christmas Cookie<\/strong>\n\n(5) Favorite Christmas Movie<\/strong>\n\n(6) Least <\/em>favorite thing about Christmas<\/strong>\n\n(7) Favorite Poet \/ Lyricist; Favorite Poem \/ Song Lyrics<\/strong>\n\n(8) Favorite Grain<\/strong>\nWheat, rice, barley, amaranth, sorghum, corn, oats, rye, buckwheat, quinoa, spelt, farro, teff, millet, Quadrotriticale....\n\n(9) Orders of Magnitude: What would you do if you won:<\/strong>\n    a. $1\n    b. $10\n    c. $100\n    d. $1,000\n    e. $10,000\n    f. $100,000\n    g. $1,000,000\n    h. $10,000,000\n    i. $100,000,000\n    j. $1,000,000,000\n\n(10) Favorite WLBOTT Topic:<\/strong>\n    I. Lives of the Elders\n    II. Ocean Critters\n    III. Foreign Lands, Peoples, Cultures\n    IV. Movies\n    V. Nature\n    VI. Food\n    VII. Stream-of-unconsciousness\n    VIII. Energy\/Climate Change\n    IX. Really Large \/ Really Small\n    X. Sticking it to the Man\n    XI. Curated Absurdities\n    XII. (none of the above)\n    XIII. (all the above)\n    XIV. I never want to hear the word \"WLBOTT\"<\/strong> again for the rest of my life\n    XV. [intervention] UC#4, this is a cry for help. Please talk to someone.\n\n(11) Favorite childhood cartoon<\/strong>\n\n(12) Favorite Way to Enjoy Herring<\/strong>\n  Pickled<\/span><\/strong>\n   1. sour cream\n   2. mystery(\u00bf?) i.e. unknown country of origin; label has a lot of these:  \u00e4, \u00f6, \u0436, \u266b , \u00fc, \u00ea, \u2744, \u044f, \u00e6, \u0119, \u0448, \u0153, \u0444, \u00c4, \u0434, \u00d6, \u0446, \u2622, \u0431, \u0438, \u00dc, \u0436, \u00df, \u2639, \u263a \u00e1, \u03c0, \u222f, \u00f1, \u017e, \u00bf, \u00a1, \u0175 \n   3. home-style\n   4. mango jalapeno\n   5. wine sauce\n   6. dill marinade\n   7. \"party bites\"\n\n  Canned<\/span><\/strong>\n    1. in tomato sauce\n    2. tomato & curry\n    3. dill \/ cream\n    4. paprika-cream\n    5. peppered\n    6. smoked\n    7. curry pineapple sauce\n    8. mango pepper sauce\n    9. oil\n    10. oil & onions\n    11. \"in its own juice\" \n    12. from Russia\n\n   Other<\/span><\/strong> (please elaborate)<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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Survey <\/strong>Suggestions from our friend ChatGPT:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
(13)<\/strong> If you could switch lives with any fictional character for a day, who would it be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(14)<\/strong> If aliens visited Earth and you were the first human they met, what would you say to them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(15)<\/strong> What would your dream job be if you could choose any profession, regardless of qualifications?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(16)<\/strong> If you had a time-traveling toaster, what era would you send toast to, and why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(17)<\/strong> Would you rather fight a swarm of bee-sized elephants or one elephant-sized bee?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(18)<\/strong> If you could be a contestant on any game show, which one would you choose?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(19)<\/strong> What’s your favorite dad joke or pun that never fails to make you laugh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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This will be a fun activity. Mandatory fun<\/strong>. Check out these happy, happy<\/em> people filling out their WLBOTT <\/strong>survey:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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